HEY YOU FILTHY ANIMALLLLSS!!!!! I go by the name of The Classy Slyster.

This site is dedicated to everyone out there that sees something wrong with this fake and twisted reality we call life. Every single day we all go through life and have someone or something clouding our judgment and brainwashing our minds. Whether it is your family or friends, haters or government, we are all led to believe a certain thing and taught to view things on how "society" sees fit.

There are fakes and phonies lurking around every corner. I am pretty much the guy that's going to take all that fake and phony bullshit and kick it in it's fucking balls every week. Because at the end of the day, we all need a reality check, and everyone needs a savior, and I am going to give it to you.